Who Says Things Are Bad?

While everybody is whining about how bad things are...some people are doing well. There is always opportunity in this country. I don't even understand what the beef is here. It's like they are punishing this woman for being good at her job. She can sign a lot of foreclosure documents quickly. That's not easy to do! And having the confidence to sign them without reading them? I would imagine that's worth something extra.

Isn't there a saying about how when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade? What are a thousand foreclosures next to the smell of a new BMW? That new car smell can really clear a conscience. I know it's worked for me. But let this be a lesson to other law firms. You have to take care of these pesky "assistants" too. I'm not saying new car, but they need an envelope too. This whole thing is sour grapes because the assistant didn't get a taste.

I'd be honored to have this kind of person cut me off on the highway.

At one of the largest foreclosure processing firms in the country, documents were signed be an official who hadn't read them, according to documents released Monday by Florida Attorney General Bill McCollom.

According to a sworn deposition released by McCollums office, Cheryl Salmons, the operations manager at the Florida law firm of David J. Sterns, signed off on as many as a thousand foreclosures a day.

In the deposition, Salmons' former assistant, Kelly Scott, also claimed that the law firm rewarded her boss with vacations, jewelry and a new BMW SUV.

"She doesn't review [the documents]. She just looks," Scott said in her deposition. "She would just sign all of them."

[cnnmoney.com]