The Lost Art of Counting

In the Great White North, they seem to have stopped teaching their young basic arithmetic.

A woman has had an “unknown” number of fingers severed after being struck by a train.

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“She went through the train, but they (the CN Police) could not confirm whether or not she tripped. But I want to stress that no one should be by a train, stopped or moving.”

Feeny [a railway spokesman] added that although he was sure the woman had lost fingers, he was unsure as to how many and whether any could be saved.

 [TheSpec]