So You Wanna Smell Like Paris Hilton After She's Slept with a Wino?

Well, you're in luck! A 100 ml bottle of "Nouveau Bowery" can be yours for only $215.

The sweet scent of skid row transitioning to ultra-modernity. For contrarians of all genders, an enticing anti-perfume, composed of near dissonant florals, citruses and herbs.

And the decent into self-parody of what was once the world's greatest city continues apace.

[Bowery Boogie]