Serpent Bites Forbidden Fruit

Turns out silicon melons are poisonous to snakes. With any luck, Charlie Sheen will make this same mistake.

Israeli model Orit Fox was making an appearance on Spanish TV channel Telecino when the serpent struck.

She was clutching the tame reptile and went to lick its face when the snake took offence and chomped down on her surgically-enhanced bosom.

Fox was taken to hospital where she given a tetanus shot and discharged.

But the snake wasn't so lucky.

[The Sun]