In Mortis Vinum

The Captain can't be sure there's wine after death, but he sure as hell wants no part of a booze-free afterlife.

Boozer Petra Dumitru's spirit is living on after his death - with a bizarre headstone picture showing him swigging from his favourite tipple.

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Brother-in-law Stefan Toma told local newspaper Cancan: "He told us he wanted people to be reminded of the two great loves in his life: good wine and his wife. We thought that a picture would do that best, although I admit his wife doesn't look that happy about him drinking on the picture."

Church officials have complained about the headstone, saying it is "undignified" to show a man drinking on his own grave.

[Austrian Times]