A DRUNK barman at a game reserve was eaten alive by three lions following a marathon drinking session.
Jan-Friederick Bredenhand, 30, was pulled into the lions' pen by his legs after climbing up a fence pole, and was "ripped to pieces".
Police believe the food and drinks manager was drunk and wanted to "play" with the animals after an all-night party at the wildlife park in South Africa.
Tourist Veluchia Hassim told of seeing the beasts chewing on his carcass after being woken by screams at 5am on Sunday.
She said: "We ran to the encampment. It was horrific. The one lion was gnawing on his ribs when we got there."
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A friend of Mr Bredenhand, Jamiel Jonas, said they had been partying all night.
He said: "After they braaied (barbecued) and partied at the ranch entrance, they came back home, but he wanted to play with the lions.
"Then just after 5am his friend came screaming for us to phone the police and for an ambulance. He was drunk.
"When we got to the camp we saw the remains of his body. Most of his stomach was torn out and his leg had been ripped off."
[The Sun]
Man, I would NEVER do this, no matter HOW drunk I was! Jeez. I wonder if the lions got plastered whilst partaking his remains.
ReplyDeleteThe Captain hopes the lions caught a nice little buzz, or that they at least enjoyed the taste of the moron's flesh. Because Jan-Friederick was the last thing to pass between these lions' lips; the animals were blown to smithereens in order to safely collect what was left of Jan-Friederick's worthless remains.
ReplyDeleteFigured as much - the usual. (Worthless is an understatement.)
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