Monday, January 3, 2011

iPhones Fail - Millions of Addicts Lost, Late and Disappointed

Here's the thing. If you resolve it on January 3rd, that does not help me. My ALARM did not go off. I had a big meeting. Both days. And I did not wake up on the 1st or 2nd. Why aren't there some lawsuits on this? Is the Apple disclaimer airtight? I'm getting my attorney on this right away because even though I don't own an iPhone I have a lot of friends who own them.

Actually this isn't true. I know some people who have iPhones. Some are friends, but most of my best friends don't have phones. That's just my world.

But how do they get away with this? They hook the young people up on this crap like it's the greatest smack of all time and they poop out on the freaking alarm? Like a call I can get for almost nothing from 10,000 services and every hotel in the world? What if I needed to know something important, in a hurry, like the capital of Wyoming? What does this say about the quality of this technology? I know drug dealers who are more reliable than Steve Jobs. Wait. Well yeah, that is true, I'm sorry. Steve Jobs has robots orbiting in space and he can't set off an alarm in these iPhones? On New Year's? You're kidding?!? What does this say to the countless teens and younger generation types who can't take a shit without looking at these things? Holy cow!

It's time to get rid of these iPhones. It's a no brainer, which makes it easy for me. Plus there are the mind control issues. Waiting to activate after you use them long enough. And the cancer they cause. I just wish all the young people would wake up and stop using them. Wake up American youth!

Give me a rotary phone with an old broad barking into a mouthpiece anyday.

The bells weren't ringing for many iPhone users this New Year's weekend, when thanks to a glitch the alarms on Apple's iconic mobile phones failed to go off, causing many to oversleep.

It was the second time in just a few months that the alarm function on the phone failed to activate correctly, prompting an avalanche of complaints on the social networking micro-blog Twitter.

"Dear iPhone, why didn't your alarm go off this morning? I set six of them. I've now missed church. Thanks for nothing," said one user Sunday morning.

"Some sort of digital iPhone pandemic is going on. Alarm clock failure reports are pouring in from all sources around the globe," said another Twitter user.

Apple said in a message sent to Macworld magazine that the California-based company was aware of the problem. "We're aware of an issue related to non-repeating alarms set for January 1 or 2," spokeswoman Natalie Harrison said.

"Customers can set recurring alarms for those dates and all alarms will work properly beginning January 3."

[Yahoo! news]

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