You Heard It Here First - Zombies Coming For Real

This confirms everything I wrote a while ago and that there is no doubt in my mind that this zombie thing will become REAL. And people wrote in and said I was crazy. Who's laughing NOW jerks? This is a bigger threat than any jihad, these walking corpses, trust me on this.

I'm glad to see a lot of people are watching this new zombie show...but I wonder...if you watch these zombie movies...and you survive the initial wave of attack...you have some intelligence to keep fighting and you know what works and what doesn't. But...if you watch the zombie show...and you become a ZOMBIE...do you retain that intelligence...from the zombie movies? If the zombies remember what's in the zombie movies it would cancel out the edge the remaining humans had, know what I mean? Because the zombies will know the same strategies we humans will be using ahead of time since they'll remember from the show. I guess we won't know how this will work until it happens.

We would be extra screwed if they are the FAST kind of zombies, like in more recent films. But even if they are the mega-slow original model zombies, they will still be a handful. Oh, I'm thinking about a "handful" of zombie right now and I'm starting to get sick.

Where is Obama on this issue? This just shows how out of it he is. Soon we won't need jobs or an economy. Who's working on THAT huh?

ZOMBIES are a value stock. They are wordless and oozing and brain dead, but they’re an ever-expanding market with no glass ceiling. Zombies are a target-rich environment, literally and figuratively. The more you fill them with bullets, the more interesting they become. Roughly 5.3 million people watched the first episode of “The Walking Dead” on AMC, a stunning 83 percent more than the 2.9 million who watched the Season 4 premiere of “Mad Men.” This means there are at least 2.4 million cable-ready Americans who might prefer watching Christina Hendricks if she were an animated corpse

Statistically and aesthetically that dissonance seems perverse. But it probably shouldn’t. Mainstream interest in zombies has steadily risen over the past 40 years.

[NY Times]