So Sad About Us

Cynical people will make fun of this, but it's sad. Maybe since Kris Humphries does not believe in divorce it won't happen. Apparently he also doesn't believe in really thinking things through if you read the rest of this. He thought she would just give up her lifestyle to hang out with him and have kids. That's sweet. Also means he's dumb but he's an athlete and not a physicist.

So now they will get divorced and in addition to his overblown salary and her rapidly expanding fortune they will have to fall back on what they have and split up the $40 million this sham marriage generated in TV dough. Think about the equation between talent and accomplishment and the rewards these two have reaped. Is the relationship between talent + accomplishment and rewards an INVERSE relationship? Where less = more. Greater minds than mine will have to figure it out.

But still, divorce is always a downer. And you have to wonder who can really handle this broad? Look at the way she's looking at her own ass in this picture. Come on. Brains AND beauty. If that ass was on MY bee-hind I'd be looking at it too! Is there a man out there that's up for the job? She's still looking for the real thing.

Kris Humphries was surprised to learn that his wife, Kim Kardashian, had filed for divorce today, just 72 days after they exchanged the words "I do" in front of 440 guests.

"I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce," he said in a statement to People, after Kardashian's divorce paperwork was rumored earlier today and later confirmed by Kardashian herself.

Humphries had told several friends that he does not believe in divorce, reports say. Now, he confirmed that he does not seeing splitting as the best option. "I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents," he said. "I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it work."

Humphries had apparently hoped that Kardashian's ambitions of fame would ebb and that she would move to the Midwest with him to start a family. "How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?" Kardashian said as the two discussed this in a recently-released teaser preview for the second season of "Kourtney & Kim Take New York."

"Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, nobody will probably care about you," he responded. It was just another sign that the couple was far from on the same page.

[NY Post]