Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Who Says Romance is Dead?

It's nice to see there is still at least one man out there willing to do anything to get the woman of his dreams.

BROWNHELM TOWNSHIP, OH (WOIO) -
Police are looking for the sex-crazed loser who crashed a stolen semi-truck into an adult store early Monday morning, and swiped a very expensive XXX toy.

[...]

Cops say the sexual deviant wasn't screwing around either, once he drove the big rig into the Lorain County store he headed straight for an $800 sex toy.

It is described as a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks.

[...]

Once the freak [saw] the cops, he jumped out of the truck and ran down some nearby railroad tracks, getting away.



[WOIO]

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