Mediocre Actress Confirms Link Between Great Breasts And Marrying Wealthy Men

I've always suspected that billionaires prefer good looking women with great breasts, but this really nails it. She prayed for big breasts and she got them, and now she's married to a guy with so much money that he's shelling out cash for kids he's having with every hot model he can bang.

You would think billionaires would be interested in more substantial things, but that isn't true. It's the looks and the big breasts. Anyone evaluating Salma Hayek would have to notice she has been in precisely ONE decent movie, "Frida," and she has been in dozens of films. So if the billionaire was looking for a talented or interesting actress to marry, he wouldn't be with HER. Proves on this level the looks and big breasts are the deciding factor.

For her part, Salma was able to hook the big fish, and it's obvious from her comments in this article that she is interested in the perks that come with marrying a billionaire. She doesn't say anything about actually liking the guy. They just seem made for each other.

You may be asking yourself, so what is the downer here? Well for one thing, if you're an average looking flat chested woman you are not going to be able to marry a billionaire, even if you really want to. And if you're a billionaire it's kind of a drag that the big breasts may not be attached to a really good actress, which proves money can't buy absolutely EVERYTHING. Bastards.

You have to hand it to Salma Hayek. When it comes to the subject of her breasts, she's certainly ready to talk about them.

In the upcoming issue of Allure, the curvy Latina explains her upper half is not as good as it was 10 years ago. We should all have such problems.

"They're not bad ... I'm not complaining about them," the 44-year-old actress says.

This isn't the first time she's spoken up about what's up top. In a 2007 interview, Hayek explains that they were actually an act of God.

During a vacation in her native Mexico with her mother, Hayek said the two stopped at a church. That's when The Almighty stepped in.

"When we went inside, I prayed for the miracle I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts,'" Hayek said. "And he gave me them!"

In the Allure interview, the Oscar-nominated actress also seems to like being the wife of a multi-billionaire -- French businessman François-Henri Pinault.

"I never understood the point of being privileged if you don't get to have the privileges," she says. (Not mentioned: The battle Pinault is currently engaged in with model Linda Evangelista over child support for their 4-year-old son.)

[Zap2it]