Just a few months ago Gwyneth Paltrow had a new cookbook out. Since her record deal fizzled, she seems to be more into writing, and next up is a diet book. Of course this emaciated bitch has never had a weight problem, and she doesn't know any more about dieting than say...acting...but NOTHING can stop her from weighing in (ha) on EVERY subject under the sun. A few years ago Gwyneth Paltrow put on a fat suit to be in the movie "Shallow Hal." In this movie, Jack Black gets hypnotized and is told he can only see the "inner beauty" of people. So even though Gwyneth Paltrow is REALLY fat (in the fat suit), he sees her as really beautiful like the real life Gwyneth Paltrow.
I won't bore you with the rest of the details of this singularly awful film, but one of the main jokes in the film is people telling Jack Black, "can't you see how FAT she is? Why do you want to be with HER?" It would be effectively impossible for him to see a fat person as attractive and everyone who knows him knows it. That's the big gag. She's FAT, but he THINKS she's HOT, get it? Har har har. Non-skeletal women everywhere were laughing hysterically.
Now overweight people can get advice from Gwyneth on how to lose weight. Just imagine the kind of person that would put on a fat suit and make "Shallow Hal" as a dispenser of this kind of advice. Maybe she should just leave everyone alone. As I ponder the zombie apocalypse I have a feeling quite a few overweight zombies may have their eyes on the prize!
Gwyneth Paltrow Weight Loss Diet Program - Isn't amazing how all of the celebrities you see have a celebrity diet plan for weight loss to maintain their weight. Some of them are shapely and healthy looking, and look good on camera. Others look like they haven't eaten in weeks, like they just got back from the famine in Ethiopia for a few weeks. Like they had been starving themselves to lose weight, and that is probably what they have been doing. You see it in all the tabloids, this person lost 100 pounds again, this one gained 100 pounds, and then lost 150 pounds. Some are not as dramatic; this one lost 40 pounds and is a television spokesperson, because the previous celebrity diet spokesperson gained the weight back. The fact is they may be starving themselves to lose weight, fasting like they are going through a famine.
Celebrities make dieting look so easy, don't they? One month they're on the cover of US Weekly for gaining too much weight and the next they're headlining the "sexiest beach bods" story. It is true that seriously overweight people can lose large amounts of fat in a quick amount of time, because of the large fat content in their cells. But those that are only a few pounds overweight, losing 40 pounds in a month, is not only starvation, it is malnutrition and can have serious side effects. Our body weight can fluctuate day to day and the best diets take the weight off gradually, the way it came on.
Celebrities do not have secrets about dieting. They are normal people like the rest of us but, unlike most of us, they have people working for them such as diet advisors and personal trainers. Celebrity diets involve a level of commitment and dedication which we struggle with. The best celebrity diets involve eating sensibly and limiting our calorie intake. Having these factors in mind will allow you to have safe and easy weight loss that will provide you with short term and long term consistent results.
[The Cleburne News]
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