Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Ocean Vomits Feet To Express Disgust With Mankind

Where on earth are these feet coming from? Are they the remnants of shark attacks? I've been hearing more about sharks lately, like they are turning on people more, probably pissed off about the BP spill.

Or...is the ocean just mocking us? Manufacturing...feet...and sending them ashore to mess with our heads? Seven of them. Seven's an odd number, and everyone has two feet. What does THAT mean? What do you think? It could happen!

Could also be preview of...ocean-bred zombies. Maybe the ocean is starting with just feet to see how it goes...like a pilot program...and then it will move on to make full scale zombies.

Or...maybe Walmart is behind it. There's no end of possibilities here, and all of them are bad.

Authorities are seeking more information about a small human foot that washed ashore in Washington state.

Tacoma police spokesman Mark Fulghum (FULL-jum) said Tuesday the right foot was still inside a boy's size 6 "OzArk Trail" hiking boot, and likely belonged to a juvenile or small adult. He says the boots were sold in Walmart stores from 2004 to 2005.The foot found early last week is believed to have floated in from either the Puyallup River or Puget Sound. It's the second to wash ashore in Washington state in four months.

In late August, a right foot believed to be that of a woman or child washed up on a beach in Whidbey Island, about 70 miles north of Tacoma.

Fulghum says police don't yet know if the cases are linked, or if they have any connection to cases in British Columbia, where seven feet have washed ashore in the past four years.

[Associated Press]

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