Monday, February 6, 2012

We Are All Idiots And This Means You Too

Here are government officials, and every day they tell you about trimming the budget. Cutting costs. Laying people off. Ruining lives. But hey, wait a minute, the Giants won the Super Bowl! So now we have money for parades and all this crap. In addition to the Canyon of Heroes (and resulting overtime cleanup, which New Yorkers can afford, as long as they don't pay for schools) there will be ANOTHER party in New Jersey, and I'm sure Christie found room in the budget for it, all the while pontificating about fiscal responsibility.

What a douche this guy is, he has to be in with Joe Six Pack on the Super Bowl, while he is not making any payments into the State Pension, which is in arrears for billions. So you workers who are going to retire and discover a big fat zero in your account, eff off, you socialist! Clean up that ticker tape. You're LUCKY TO HAVE A JOB (this is the mantra of America today).

Christie is going to be down with the GIANTS. And you, New Jersey citizen, you can pay for it, because I said so. In your face, common decency!
Like the Empire State Building or Central Park, a Super Bowl ticker-tape Giants parade is meant only for Manhattan, a poll released Friday says.

The survey of nearly 1,000 New Yorkers found 75% believed a Big Blue bash belonged in the Big Apple, compared with just 14% who supported a romp in the swamps of New Jersey.

“With apologies to New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie ... New Yorkers want Mayor Bloomberg to host a ticker-tape parade if our New York Giants win the Super Bowl,” said Maurice Carroll, direction of the Quinnipiac University Polling Institute.

“Of course, Mayor Mike can always invite Gov. Christie to join us — if he pays his toll.”

The support crossed all age, gender and borough lines, with widespread backing for a Canyon of Heroes repeat of the 2008 celebration that greeted the champion Giants.

Christie had loudly lobbied for a Garden State parade to honor Big Blue if they can defeat the Patriots in Sunday’s Super Bowl showdown
.[Daily News]

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