Leading Actress Is Great At Just About Everything

It's hard to hate someone who suggests cutting the richness of a bread pudding with a mimosa? Are you kidding? A mimosa would RUIN bread pudding you ignorant clod! Look at this picture. The way she looks at her own feet. I know she's an artist but this mimosa thing is just plain wrong.

But seriously, since Gwyneth Paltrow is an actress with a lot of money that qualifies her as an expert on just about everything in American life. This is American royalty. When you think of accomplishment in this country, you think "actress," not "doctor." And look at these mean spirited reviews! If you can act you can cook. It's that simple. If my wife made me dinner and Gwyneth Paltrow made me dinner at the same time I would throw my wife's dinner on the floor and eat what Gwyneth made, even if I didn't like it. When opportunity knocks I am home.

Gwyneth Paltrow has a whole lifestyle, and it's documented on her website, which I think is called "Goop." If you are really rich and can afford an army of nannies when you need to work or just get away for a few days and can buy and do whatever you like, this is the place for you. I don't get it though, because if you've reached that level where Gwyneth Paltrow is, why do you need "advice?" And if you haven't reached that point you can't afford to follow the advice anyway. So it just seems silly.

Look at this party! Jay-Z. Jerry S. Mrs. Jerry S. Man. What a life.

But I don't quite understand how being an actress qualifies her for a COOKBOOK. Next up maybe she'll tell us how to take a really proper shit.

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow's Cookbook "My Father's Daughter" which is dedicated to her late father has received some mixed reviews. Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated the launch of her cookbook with a lavish party inviting her Hollywood friends. According to LA Times, Gwyneth's husband Chris Martin, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Jerry Seinfeld and Martha Stewart were all on hand for the celebration.

While Gwyneth had a huge bash, her cookbook has been subjected to a slew of mixed reviews.

Eater.com called it “a vanity project from a rich person completely unafraid to casually boast about her life of privilege” and compiled a list of their favorite lines from the book — lines described as “unintentionally very funny.”

While writer Heather Horn says, "The inescapable sense one gets when paging through the book—when not wondering how many different whites and pastels Paltrow can possibly own, and whether she has ever entered a climate that got below 60 degrees—is that it was put together by someone who really does love food and cooking. It's hard to hate someone who suggests cutting the richness of a bread pudding with a mimosa."

[dime wars]