Wednesday, March 23, 2011

With Friends Like These

I love how politicians are such complete asskissers. They want to blend in with EVERYONE. Every election they come around and kiss ass in Israel. When someone wants to be Mayor in New York they wear a yarmulke. And all the Jews go, "yeah, he's alright, we'll vote for him." Sure. The Jews control the whole world. They could give a damn who the so called people elect.

Here is Sarah Palin, going to Israel, a country she definitely can't see from Alaska. I'm cracking up trying to imagine the dinner conversation.

"That's a kreplach."

"Kraplick?"

"No, no, kreplach." (aside, under his breath, in Hebrew) "I would do it with her."

What's funny is a lot of these right wing religious people, they want to be friends with Israel because they believe in all of this apocalyptic rapture nonsense and they think if they're down with the Jews they'll be easy to find and Jesus will be swooping down to rescue them. She even snubbed her home court of Bethlehem.

Not so fast Sarah Palin! If God is a Jew you will not be able to take the Last Rites on your deathbed and expiate all of your sins. Plus you can't just join the Jew Club. There's only one way in. You're born a Jew. So forget it. You will be held to ACCOUNT!

What I wouldn't give to grab her by that hair. Sorry that just slipped out. I mean the words!
Sarah Palin is headed back to the U.S. after a two-day whirlwind trip to Israel.

As expected, the former Alaska governor had dinner Monday night with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, becoming the fourth 2012 hopeful in the last three months to sit down with the top Israeli leader.

On Monday, Palin bagged a planned trip to Bethlehem literally yards from a checkpoint into the city. No explanation was given.

Per the Jerusalem Post, Palin told her hosts that she planned to return for a week-long visit next time and would meet with more media and politicians then.

[yahoo! news]

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