When I think of leadership, I think of someone with guts. And as I look around the current political landscape, guts are in short supply. Brains are in even shorter supply, which should have us all worried, but there are alternatives. Look at this Lohan kid! Typical person would be crapping a brick in these circumstances. Losing their career, going to jail, etc. Not her! She's going to court dressed up like a hooker on her way to the penthouse suite. All that's missing is a bottle of Crown Royal in her cute little fist. Guts to burn. Right on man!
Some candy ass lawyer tells you to dress conservatively. Screw that. Plus the guy is such a good lawyer he has time to do the "Today" show. Shut up Mr. Suit! Tell it to Matt Lauer you douche.
If you're going down, go down with style. Send her to Egypt in that dress and watch them hoodlums get in line. If they send her to Berlusconi in Italy she might not come back. Maybe they could just send parts of her to jail and let the good parts go free? You go girl! She's got my vote. Woooooooof!
Amidst throngs of reporters, fans, and curious onlookers, Lindsay Lohan showed up for her arraignment on felony grand theft charges with every intention of owning the spotlight Wednesday in Los Angeles. Sporting a figure-hugging white knit Kimberly Ovitz mini dress paired with black pumps, Chanel 5182 sunglasses, newly-colored tresses, and a spray tan, there was no way you could miss her.
The mid-thigh length dress was universally criticized by fashion and news sites across the web. TMZ.com likened it to Sharon Stone's infamous "Basic Instinct" outfit, while E! Online asked, "Was it a fashion misdemeanor?" In an interview with the "Today" show Wednesday, defense attorney Mark Geragos advised, "I tell my clients to dress like you're going to church or temple." Clearly, Lindsay didn't get that memo.
[OMG! from Yahoo!]
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