Captain Bringdown's Daily Downers

Tomorrow is the the 1st of the month and it's also a Friday, which means most the lucky few of you who have jobs are going to get paid. ...

This is a great idea but it doesn't go far enough. What about us folks in coach? God forbid a crying baby disturbs a member of the upp...

Exhibit A: Deputies with the Delaware County sheriff's office arrived at a banquet hall early Saturday morning expecting to break up a...

Recycled as what? Can they make water bottles out of this thing? It's comforting to know that some things never change. No matter how...

If you think much modern art is revolting, this "work" is definitely not going to be your cup of fur. Performance artist Millie ...

So here's Bristol Palin, she is the daughter of a failed vice presidential candidate, she's done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, no job, just no...

I was cracking up reading this, looking at the numbers. This catalogues about a half a million people a year who wake up thinking "gee...

I've never understood what there was to respect in the British way of life until now, but wow these guys are my IDOLS. Boozing it up an...

If you thought sea urchin sushi was nasty, wait until you sink your teeth into this. This is a poopburger. As in, made from shit. I'm ...

Somebody should tell these heroes that talking on cellphones is bad for their health. [Anorak]

First bees and now this. Do you see a theme people? Come on, this can't be a coincidence. First off, the eagles are unaware that the ...

I was lost at sea for a few days and unable to post. Thank goodness I weathered that storm. As soon as I get back I see this, yet another ...

Wondering why you're still unemployed while corporate America reaps record breaking profits? One reason is that instead of spending on w...

"Don't piss into the wind" is sound advice for men. For most women, however, the danger of soiling oneself by choosing the wro...

Next time you're three sheets to the wind shitfaced, do the sensible thing and drive yourself home. [The Sun]