Captain Bringdown's Daily Downers

Never underestimate the power of a ridiculous response to a serious situation. Ban "Sweet Caroline?" Incredible. Sandusky is in...

If you're anything like me you've always assumed this Pete Best guy was somewhat to blame for his fate. This article makes it clear...

Isn't it obvious? They are trying to make the Post Office fail on PURPOSE, and when that happens, you know what they'll say? ...

I was dragged out to sea. Wicked accident. Will describe later, if ever. If you believe in evolution you believe we evolved out of the ...

See my entry on this from a week or two ago. Her whole damn family got involved in a PR campaign saying there were NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL invo...

This is one thing I've always loved about the car business. They live in the future. There's a very simple reason for this. You c...

Good to know that she wasn't messed up on alcohol or drugs, but what are the other alternative explanations? She may have taken Ambien....

This is a great statement on America. McDonald's finished last in customer satisfaction based on this survey. They serve 68 million cu...

First off, how can a guy who has a hairdo like this talk about anyone else being ashamed? It's a shame Trump didn't run, because ...

I've been away at sea for awhile and had to take a break from posting while dodging garbage in the South Pacific. I love this story. C...

I found this interesting because the reaction of the Chinese government is to DETAIN these people. Now if they are willing to set themselve...

As long time fans (fan?) of this website know, we have been predicting the zombie apocalypse since we started posting here a few years ago. ...

Bunch of egomaniacs. "Climb every mountain, sing every song." Give me a break. O look at me, I climbed Mount Everest. Big...

They make this sound so wrong. You have a problem with your neighbor. If you go postal or yell at them it's awkward. Leaving poop in ...

At a glance, your knee jerk reaction to this would probably be, "this guy is a jerk." But hold on a second. First off, a lot of ...