Why Don't You Just Cool Out And Shut Up?

In a battle between vanity and idiocy, what wins? How about another new word - VANICY. And look, here's someone who has it now...Demi Moore. Hard to figure out what bad trait wins this fight, but the loser is definitely the rest of the human race.

Look at this ditzy broad. Her husband leaves her, she passes out huffing nitrous, her career is not exactly on fire, she's got a family to take care of, and she just got out of rehab. With all this going on, she's thinking about her TWITTER feed! That's got to be about the 900th thing she should be worried about. Why doesn't she give it a freakin' rest for awhile and shut up? Get your life together girl. She's thanking everybody for helping her. Hey you're welcome.

She should be THRILLED right now. She got rid of that massive douche Ashton Kutcher. He's the most talentless idiot on the planet. Here he is spoofing a Bollywood producer. Hilarious! I hear he's planning on going into space too. There are quite a few people I'd like to see get a one way ticket to space and he's definitely one of them.

Next we'll have to read about how hard it is to be a star and the press is always bothering her, etc. COOL OUT AND SHUT UP. Celebrities should be paying me for this advice, but they probably won't. Bastards.

Demi Moore is officially no longer Mrs. Kutcher — on Twitter, at least.

Six months after her split from husband Ashton Kutcher, Moore finally dumped her @MrsKutcher handle for @JustDemi on Thursday.

"So hard finding a name that was fun somewhat playful and available. So for now it will be @justdemi. It could grow on me!" she tweeted. "Thanks everyone for your help in finding my new name!"

Moore had previously defended her decision not to change her handle. "Changing my Twitter name isn't a top priority right now," she tweeted shortly after their split. "Sorry it bothers so many of you. Should I not tweet until I do? Does it really matter?"

Moore and Kutcher confirmed their split in November. Since then, Moore had been relatively quiet on Twitter after entering rehab, but she has recently been promoting Lifetime's The Conversation, on which she serves as executive producer.

[tvguide.com]