First DSK, Then Casey Anthony, Now This

And you thought your mother-in-law was bad ...

A woman who was arrested for twisting off her daughter-in-law's nipple during a drunken brawl will avoid going to jail.

Amilia Oveide, 46, from New Mexico, was arrested for aggravated battery causing great bodily harm and ordered to pay Marie Cadney's - her son's wife - $10,000 medical bills.

She only avoided jail because Mrs Cadney did not want to press charges.

According to police, Jim and Marie Cadney, 30, and Oveide had been drinking for most of the night on December 12 when an argument between Oveide and her son became 'very intense'.

Mrs Cadney told police that she tried to intervene between the two but then began arguing with her mother-in-law.

It was then that Oveide 'grabbed her right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple'.

Oveide only let go of the nipple when Mrs Cadney began punching her in the face.

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According to the Smoking Gun, Mrs Cadney thought about what to do for two hours and then decided it would be best to go to the hospital, where a doctor performed a reattachment procedure.

It is not believed to have been successful.

[Daily Mail]