She Comes With Instructions

I wrote about this back in January. "The Thoughtful Egomaniac." She announced that they were engaged after a few months, and I wonder if HE knew? Also, she published an instruction manual about herself. So he read it and approached her and voila! He's in there like swimwear. He had flowers delivered every day. Man.

Moving right along, they are breaking up. I read her book, and if I see her, look out. I am going to say all the right things. I know what she likes and what she doesn't like. I will only say something she doesn't like after I know she likes me, so she'll know I'm not faking.

It's unfair to judge her. They make it sound like her relationship record is her fault. I blame the guys. There's got to be someone out there who can handle her. Or at least support her. If not from in front then from behind. You know what I mean?

Once again, a Jennifer Love Hewitt romance has hit the skids — and this time, the breakup hits home. The actress’ publicist confirms the 10-month relationship between Hewitt and North Shore native and filmmaker Alex Beh ended approximately a month ago.

While the split was scooped by Us Weekly, what’s unclear is the future for Beh’s “Warren” film — slated to be shot in Chicago later this year. The New Trier grad not only wrote the movie’s screenplay, but is its producer and director. He reportedly was planning on co-starring with Hewitt — who, ironically, was cast as Beh’s ex-girlfriend. Talk about art imitating life!

Hewitt’s batting average with relationships continues to be a challenge for her. Prior to her brief romance with Beh — whom she frequently gushed about, thanks to his daily deliveries of flowers — the actress was involved with her “Ghost Whisperer” co-star Jamie Kennedy.

Before Kennedy, Hewitt was engaged to Scottish actor Ross McCall, who she met when he guest-starred on “Ghost Whisperer.” Other famous faces previously linked to Hewitt were Carson Daly, John Mayer and Joey Lawrence.

[Chicago Sun-Times]