Captain Bringdown's Daily Downers

Cynical people will make fun of this, but it's sad. Maybe since Kris Humphries does not believe in divorce it won't happen. Appare...

Which would you prefer, zombies or Godzilla? I was watching the original "Godzilla" movie and it just made me think, I would MUCH...

This is why "family time" is overrated. I care about Monopoly as much as the next guy, but this seems a little excessive. Plus I...

Next time you're at Starbucks, you may want to think twice about any creamy, frothy toppings. A guy who calls himself Mister PeePee se...

You give these Moldovans a chance and what do you get? Trouble. What's a little back pain against the opportunity to learn the America...

But his chief of staff is. This is an actual campaign ad. Do watch the entire 60 seconds, Cain's child-molester grin at the end is wel...

At least this guy had the good sense to use liquid detergent instead of powdered. Vallejo authorities had to cut the world’s biggest — and...

Next time you're considering going above and beyond the call of duty, be sure to check in with your employer's disability insurance ...

At least this Irish alchemist wasn't doing something completely insane like chasing leprechauns around. And with a name like " Mora...

Spare the rod, spoil the strumpet. A Yelm-area man reportedly upset with his 16-year-old daughter because she went to Puyallup without par...

Who is actually in charge of "Occupy Wall Street?" Nobody! This is the ultimate gift for corporate America. You've spent th...

As Ayn Rand so wisely observed, there are two kinds of people in the world: producers and parasites. It's no different with penguins. ...

I did not know we had a large following for Daily Downers in the Midwest but apparently this hardware chain has the ability to scan the web ...

An interesting phenomenon. If you watch TV, you would think there was this vast majority of Americans who don't want any new taxes, and...

This confirms something I've believed for a long time. In America, it's "all about the kids." All these "family val...